Hey, I'm from Calgary, Alberta. I'm 29 years old. I'm a rabid Avalanche fan, even if Patrick Roy retired. I've been told I'm noisy, obnoxious, opinionated, rude and funny as all get out. I got married July 16, 2005 and will be getting divorced in the next while. I still have a dog named Honey and a 97 green Ford Ranger(which does not have a name).